Buried Ortiz "Yankee Curse" Jersey on Ebay.

The David Ortiz Jersey that was buried in the new yankee stadium, is up for auction on Ebay. They Starting price for the Jersey was $500 dollars. It is now up to $33,100.00 and is rising. Who in there right mind would pay that much for a jeresy? If I had the money I would, Then I would take it and bury it at Fenway Park. and sprinkle the Curse all over the field so they start another drought of not winning games.

What would you do with this Jeresy?